Happy Voting Everyone Part II

Happy Voting Everyone

Bombogenisis Here Today

So as I getting ready to head to work today we are supposed to get hit with a Bombogenisis here today. I don't know what to expect but I'll keep you updated later today what happens after I get home from work today.

Why Couldn't You Just Keep Your Peen In Your Pants, Brett ?

Chicago was EmBEARassed Yesterday

The Chicago Bears offensive played like crap yesterday and next week they have a bye week. The only thing I can say is hopefully they can shake it off.

I've Heard Of The Smahing Pumpkins, But This Is Ridiculous

Funny Social Media Parody

The video above is a parody from a local TV station in the Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas area. I thought this video was hilarious and then I got to thinking that this really is not to far off from reality.

Close Election Races In Illinois

The latest polls in Illinois shows that all the races are very close. The mid term elections are less than a week and a half away and this is once again a reminder to vote and be heard. I'm not telling you who to vote for, I'm just telling you if you want your voice heard, then exercise your right and vote.

The link below is where you can type in your address and find the polling place that is nearest you to vote.

Click here to find your nearest polling place

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I Need To Get A Beer Dog Like This One

Awesome Beer Fetching Dog - Watch more Funny Videos

I might have to have a towel around to wipe my beer bottle but I love this dog.

Lion And Kid At The Zoo

Zoo Lion Vs Little Kid - Watch more Funny Videos

Nothing is better than bringing your kids to the zoo and traumatizing them for life.

Japanese TV Show Prank With Zombie Attacking Children

Japanese TV Show Pranks Kids With Zombie Attack! - Watch more horror

I know that it was cruel to scare these kids in this video and you have to read the comments to understand it, but I couldn't help laughing throughout this one.

Its Friday, Enough Said

I don't know, maybe because it is Friday and there is a full moon, anyway enjoy.

Funny Obama (WARNING NSFW)

Don't watch this video unless you don't mind humor and don't care about explicit language. I don't know where my friend found this one and I guess I don't want to ask him either.

What Ever Happened To The Neighborhood Knife Sharpener?

I was preparing my food for dinner last night when I realized my knife was very dull. I pulled out my knife sharpener and had a flashback from my youth. I know the sharpener did do the job and did sharpen my knife, but not even close to the way knives and scissors used to be sharpened. The best knife sharpener was the neighborhood man, who used to walk around with his cart sharpening knives all day long did. I have talked to quite a few folks and it seems like everyone had at least one sharpener in their neighborhood. So I ask, whatever happened to these neighborhood icons?

Week 7 NFL Picks

( The above picture is the way the offensive line of the Bears have played so far this year)

Last week I picked 7 out of 14 right and so far this year I'm not picking that great but I did beat 3 out of 6 people on their picks last week.
If you want to play just leave your picks in the comment box below:

Picks for this week:
Week 7

Bengals over the Falcons
Bears over the Redskins
Eagles over the Titans
Jaguars over the Chiefs
Steelers over the Dolphins
Saints over the Browns
Buccaneers over the Rams
Panthers over the 49ers
Ravens over the Bills
Seahawks over the Cardinals
Chargers over the Patriots
Broncos over the Raiders
Vikings over the Green Bay

Monday Night
Cowboys over the Giants

Gravity Defying (Sperm) Shoe ???

I don't know about you but I'm sure I wouldn't buy a shoe that looks like there is a sperm on the side of it.

Got Wood ?

Hes Got Wood - Watch more Funny Videos

They sure do like their wood!

Just Give The Kitty The Food

Impatient Kitty Wants Food - Watch more Funny Videos

Tea Party? Screw That I'm For The Rent Is Too Damn High Party

I'm not saying I'd vote for this guy but I sure do love his message.

A Political Message From Elvira

Good Old Chester

I'm not saying I'd do this to just anyone but there have been times when I have gone to a laundromat and wanted to this myself.

Halloween Poem

Link to Stevie & Johnnie's Halloween Poem

Most every night I listen to a radio show overnight on WGN radio. The show is the Steve & Johnnie Show and every year they publish a Halloween poem and I thought this year I figured I'd share it with you. Click This Link

You can listen the show on www.wgnradio.com

Monday morning 2-5 a.m., Monday-Thursday night midnight 5 a.m. (Central Time)

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President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters

President Obama is going to be on the show "MythBusters" and I'm just wondering if this has anything to do with his birth certificate?

Monday Morning Tortoise Helping Out Another Tortoise

Today is Monday morning and the coffee isn't kicking in and I have a meeting. I just hope someone helps me out like the tortoise above helps out the other one.

Des Plaines Theater Rebirth Again ????

The Des Plaines Theater may open again and not just show Bollywood movies. This place has hardly been used in the last 20 years and for many years there have been talks to revitalize it. It looks like they might actually do something about it now. Check out the link to the story below from the Des Plaines Journal.

Des Plaines Theater Story Link


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Neighbors Of The Year Apologize

Neighbors of the year apologize and I don't buy it. The freaking ahole neighbors who taunted a dying 9-year old apologized and I believe they only did it because they were in fear for their own safety. The only thing I can say is Thank God for all the other good people out there that did showed up to support this little girl.

Neighbors Of The Year ???

Wouldn't we all want pieces of s@#t neighbors like these two morons. I just don't know really what to say about them except that they are heartless, feeble-minded thrash.

Illinois Misses The Deadline For Mailing Absentee Ballots To The Military

WLS-AM 890

I read this story on the website for WLS about Illinois missing the deadline for mailing absentee ballots to the members of the military. I just have to say another reason to say Illinois is making us all proud about the state all over again.


By Adam Zielinski

CHICAGO (WLS) - The U.S. Justice Department is investigating whether the state of Illinois missed the deadline for mailing absentee ballots to members of the military and other overseas American voters as part of a new federal overseas voting law.

Cris Cray, Director of Legislation at the Illinois State Board of Elections, says not all of Illinois' 110 jurisdictions were compliant with the 2009 Military and Overseas Voter Empowerment Act (MOVE).

The law requires every state to mail their absentee ballots 45 days prior to Election Day to overseas troops, government employees and other Americans who want to vote from abroad.

Cray says she is currently compiling data from each of Illinois' jurisdictions to determine which were compliant and which were delinquent. Cray said it's possible the ballots may not be counted because the state was tardy in sending them out.

Illinois was required to have all of its absentee ballots mailed by Sept. 18, the national deadline. Election officials have until Nov. 16 to count the absentee ballots, which must be postmarked by midnight Nov. 1 to be eligible.

In an e-mail response, Justice Department spokeswoman Xochil Hinojosa confirmed that Illinois is being investigated for the absentee ballot infraction.

"The Department is working with all states, including Illinois, to investigate and remedy any problems that will prevent our men and women serving overseas from having the opportunity to vote and have their votes counted," Hinojosa said.

The Justice Department has brought a lawsuit against the state of New York after settling with New Mexico over a similar case of delinquent absentee ballots for overseas Americans.

Several New York counties including the five boroughs of New York City were found to be in violation of the deadline after the state was permitted by the Defense Department to move its deadline to Oct. 1 because the state's primary day was four days before the deadline.

The Justice Department settled a case with New Mexico Tuesday where six counties failed to mail ballots by the deadline.

Overseas ballots could be a deciding factor in Illinois' mid-term elections where recent polls show a tight U.S. Senate race between Republican Mark Kirk and Democrat Alexi Giannoulias. Republican Bill Brady has an edge over Democratic incumbent Pat Quinn for governor.

Leslie's Omnibus: Drive-Bys

Leslie's Omnibus: Drive-Bys

If you don't like my opinions but want to hear from somebody that probably has a better feel on what is going then I do, then I would suggest visit Leslie's Omnibus...

Check out her link below:

Leslie's Omnibus


PS OK, Sorry Leslie for the lame pic

Obama On The Chilean Miners

I don't normally watch Jimmy Fallon but I was flipping through the channels last night and have to admit I do love the line he delivered below:

JIMMY FALLON: President Obama was actually watching some of the rescue effort on TV today. Obama said he just wanted to see how they dig people out of a giant hole in other countries.

NFL Football Picks Week 6

So last week I stunk it up and went 7 out of 14 and 5 out of 6 people beat me. This week hopefully I'm ready and will change things around. If you want to go up against me like 6 other folks do then just post your picks in the comment box on the bottom of this post.

Week 6

Bears over the Seahawks
Ravens over the Patriots
Giants over the Lions
Falcons over the Eagles
Steelers over the Browns
Packers over the Dolphins
Chargers over the Rams
Saints over the Buccaneers
Texans over the Chiefs
49ers over the Raiders
Jets over the Broncos
Cowboys over the Vikings
Colts over the Redskins
MONDAY NIGHT
Jaguars over the Titans

Tag In The Year 2010

This video makes make feel old but for the most part it is true about the generation growing up.

Cute Little Puppy That Talks

Don't Watch Those Scary Movies

It's October and for many it is that time of the year to watch those scary movies. The only problem with watching scary movies is that make sure you don't stay up too late watching them, because you may have a demented Dad.

Next Chicago Mayor ???

I figured it is almost that scariest time of the year and I'm not talking Halloween. If anyone else has some campaign pics, go ahead and send them to me and if I like them, I'll post them.

John Lennon Peace Tower

Earlier today a single ray of light was lit in Iceland to mark what would have been john Lennon's 70th birthday. Here is to someone who tried and in the hope that someday we all will have peace.....

I don't know how long it will be on the web but here is the link:
John Lennon Peace Tower Link

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Chicago Blackhawks Home Opener

Tonight is the Chicago Blackhawks home opener against the dreaded Dead Wings. All the experts say that the Blackhawks don't have a chance at repeating as the Stanley Cup Champions. I say this to everyone that if you asked anyone 3 years ago that the Blackhawks were going to be the Champs in such a short time then I would call them a liar or a psychic. On that note here's to another fun season and Go Hawks!

Universal Beer Remote Control

This is a must have item for me, a universal remote control with a bottle opener built in it. I would only need some chips, beer, and a pizza and I'd be all set. You can get it at Urban Outfitters for about 25 bucks.

Use this link to see it at their website

John Lennon Stand By Me

Tomorrow, Saturday October 9, 2010 John Lennon would have been 70 years old. I'm not saying that I was the greatest Beatles or John Lennon fan but I have to admit that he did stand up for what he believed in. I believe that if we all would stand up for what we believe in and did it in a peaceful way that we all would be better off.

Sporting News Makes Chicago The #1 Sports City Of 2010

Link Chicago 2010 Best Sports City by the Sporting News

The Sporting News has made Chicago the #1 Sports City of 2010 (wonder if the Blackhawks had anything to do with it).

If you would like to see where your city ranks check out the link above.

NFL Footbal Picks Week 5

Last week I picked 10 out of 14 right and even though it seems like I am getting worse rather than better, I did beat 4 out of 6 people that went against me. This week I hope to improve on my record and if you want to then go ahead and see what you can do against me and good luck!



Jaguars over the Bills
Bengals over the Buccaneers
Falcons over the Browns
Lions over the Rams
Colts over the Chiefs
Packers over the Redskins
Bears over the Panthers
Ravens over the Broncos
Texans over the Giants
Saints over the Cardinals
Chargers over the Raiders
Cowboys over the Titans
49ers over the Eagles
Monday Night
Jets over the Vikings

Zombie Attacks How To Survive Them

How to Survive a Zombie Attack on Howcast

I figured Halloween is just around the corner and with that being said, that is why I posted this video on how to survive zombie attacks.

This Teacher Hates Cell Phones

I take it this teacher hates cell phones but at least she doesn't miss a beat.

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Just A Reminder To Vote

Cigar Guy In Tiger Woods Photo

I know most of you may have seen this photo over the net over the past few days but whats up with the dude with the cigar?

Conan Washes His Car

I have to admit that the best thing for Conan is leaving NBC and I laughed my arse of watching his new promo for his show.

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For A Friend

No one knew the torment,
That you were going through;
We only kept on seeing
What we really wanted to.

We saw the outward smile,
But not your inner pain;
We never really dreamt,
That you would never smile again.

Forgive us if we failed to see,
What we could do to aid;
Or if we failed to comprehend,
How much you were afraid.

We pray your mental anguish,
Will now forever cease;
And that your deep anxieties,
Will be replaced by peace.

We know your pain invaded,
Every single thought you had;
It made you cry internally,
And deeply, deeply sad.

But we in turn remember,
The good times, not the bad;
We remember when you smiled at us,
And not when you were sad.

So when we think about your life,
We won’t dwell upon its close;
We’ll remember all the good times,
And forget about life’s blows.

We’ll remember all the happiness,
The joy and not the tears;
The assurance and the confidence,
And not irrational fears.

Our lives have all been better,
Because you have been there;
So now we leave your memory,
In God’s all-loving care.

(For Michael 1991-2010)

2010 Elections

I thought I this was my take on the upcoming elections in November.

Do yourself a favor and all of us and VOTE!

Polands Got Talent

Week 4 NFL Football Picks

Last week I picked 10 out of 16 right and event though that wasn't great, I did beat 5 out of 6 people that went against me. This week I hope to improve on my record and if you want to then go ahead and see what you can do against me and good luck!

Week 4 Picks

Falcons over the 49ers
Jets over the Bills
Bengals over the Browns
Packers over the Lions
Broncos over the Titans
Seahawks over the Rams
Saints over the Panthers
Ravens over the Steelers
Colts over the Jaguars
Texans over the Raiders
Chargers over the Cardinals
Redskins over the Eagles
Bears over the Giants
Monday Night
Patriots over the Dolphins