Adjustments

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and I apologize for not updating more often but I have been quite busy. I promise to update more this week.

Solution For Sex Rehab

I have an answer for sex rehab, keep your peen in your pants. I do believe people do need help but honestly are we going to have killer rehab for all the murderers also?

Vikings At Bears Today

We are half way through the football season and every game is magnified as a much win more than usual. I am still not sure how the Bears are as a team but the Bears are 5-3 and the Vikings are 3-5 and yet the Vikings are a 1 point favorite to win this battle in Chicago. I know the Bears may get beat but I hope they kick the snot out of the Vikings today.

WGN Gets Rid Of The Pig

I was glad to hear that WGN finally fired Kevin Metheny as program director and it has been a long time coming. I know I have been out of the loop for the last few days but at least there was some good news. Link to story here

update: I have removed this picture from this post.
I apologize if it had offended anyone...

Chicago Bears Begin The 2nd Half Of The Season Today

The Chicago bears return to action today after a bye week and I hope they play better football and not like "The Stooges" in the video above.

Lebron James Nike Parody Commercial

I have to admit I love parody that someone in Cleveland made about the egotistic Lebron James Nike commercial.

Did Immodestly-Dressed Women Cause The Earthquake In Iran?

Last night there was a earthquake in northwestern Iran and I was just wondering if that senior Iranian clerk still believes earthquakes are still caused by immodestly-dressed women (Boobquake)?

Toys For Tots Campaign

I know it is early but it will be here before you know it and this is a reminder that will give you plenty of time to help out the Toys For Tots drive. Check out the link below to make a donation and thanks in advance.

Toys For Tots Link

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The Day After The Election

Cartoon From The Chicago Tribune's Cartoonist Scott Stantis

Why Vote ?

I have been asked by many why do I even vote and what's the point? I vote because many have sacrificed a lot so that we have the right to vote. I don't care if you like everything about politicians and I don't agree with all the negative campaign commercials and that it is a big turn off. I figure with all the sacrifices many have given that the least I could do is take little bit of my time and vote.

Interuption In My Blogging

I just want to let everyone to know that over the next couple of weeks I may be posting a little bit less than normal. I have a temporary change in my work schedule and I'm not sure how often I'll be able to post. I will continue to post and this should only be temporary, Thanks and get out and vote.

Happy Voting Everyone Part II

Happy Voting Everyone

Bombogenisis Here Today

So as I getting ready to head to work today we are supposed to get hit with a Bombogenisis here today. I don't know what to expect but I'll keep you updated later today what happens after I get home from work today.

Why Couldn't You Just Keep Your Peen In Your Pants, Brett ?

Chicago was EmBEARassed Yesterday

The Chicago Bears offensive played like crap yesterday and next week they have a bye week. The only thing I can say is hopefully they can shake it off.

I've Heard Of The Smahing Pumpkins, But This Is Ridiculous

Funny Social Media Parody

The video above is a parody from a local TV station in the Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas area. I thought this video was hilarious and then I got to thinking that this really is not to far off from reality.

Close Election Races In Illinois

The latest polls in Illinois shows that all the races are very close. The mid term elections are less than a week and a half away and this is once again a reminder to vote and be heard. I'm not telling you who to vote for, I'm just telling you if you want your voice heard, then exercise your right and vote.

The link below is where you can type in your address and find the polling place that is nearest you to vote.

Click here to find your nearest polling place

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I Need To Get A Beer Dog Like This One

Awesome Beer Fetching Dog - Watch more Funny Videos

I might have to have a towel around to wipe my beer bottle but I love this dog.

Lion And Kid At The Zoo

Zoo Lion Vs Little Kid - Watch more Funny Videos

Nothing is better than bringing your kids to the zoo and traumatizing them for life.

Japanese TV Show Prank With Zombie Attacking Children

Japanese TV Show Pranks Kids With Zombie Attack! - Watch more horror

I know that it was cruel to scare these kids in this video and you have to read the comments to understand it, but I couldn't help laughing throughout this one.

Its Friday, Enough Said

I don't know, maybe because it is Friday and there is a full moon, anyway enjoy.

Funny Obama (WARNING NSFW)

Don't watch this video unless you don't mind humor and don't care about explicit language. I don't know where my friend found this one and I guess I don't want to ask him either.

What Ever Happened To The Neighborhood Knife Sharpener?

I was preparing my food for dinner last night when I realized my knife was very dull. I pulled out my knife sharpener and had a flashback from my youth. I know the sharpener did do the job and did sharpen my knife, but not even close to the way knives and scissors used to be sharpened. The best knife sharpener was the neighborhood man, who used to walk around with his cart sharpening knives all day long did. I have talked to quite a few folks and it seems like everyone had at least one sharpener in their neighborhood. So I ask, whatever happened to these neighborhood icons?

Week 7 NFL Picks

( The above picture is the way the offensive line of the Bears have played so far this year)

Last week I picked 7 out of 14 right and so far this year I'm not picking that great but I did beat 3 out of 6 people on their picks last week.
If you want to play just leave your picks in the comment box below:

Picks for this week:
Week 7

Bengals over the Falcons
Bears over the Redskins
Eagles over the Titans
Jaguars over the Chiefs
Steelers over the Dolphins
Saints over the Browns
Buccaneers over the Rams
Panthers over the 49ers
Ravens over the Bills
Seahawks over the Cardinals
Chargers over the Patriots
Broncos over the Raiders
Vikings over the Green Bay

Monday Night
Cowboys over the Giants

Gravity Defying (Sperm) Shoe ???

I don't know about you but I'm sure I wouldn't buy a shoe that looks like there is a sperm on the side of it.

Got Wood ?

Hes Got Wood - Watch more Funny Videos

They sure do like their wood!

Just Give The Kitty The Food

Impatient Kitty Wants Food - Watch more Funny Videos

Tea Party? Screw That I'm For The Rent Is Too Damn High Party

I'm not saying I'd vote for this guy but I sure do love his message.

A Political Message From Elvira

Good Old Chester

I'm not saying I'd do this to just anyone but there have been times when I have gone to a laundromat and wanted to this myself.

Halloween Poem

Link to Stevie & Johnnie's Halloween Poem

Most every night I listen to a radio show overnight on WGN radio. The show is the Steve & Johnnie Show and every year they publish a Halloween poem and I thought this year I figured I'd share it with you. Click This Link

You can listen the show on www.wgnradio.com

Monday morning 2-5 a.m., Monday-Thursday night midnight 5 a.m. (Central Time)

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President Obama To Appear On Mythbusters

President Obama is going to be on the show "MythBusters" and I'm just wondering if this has anything to do with his birth certificate?

Monday Morning Tortoise Helping Out Another Tortoise

Today is Monday morning and the coffee isn't kicking in and I have a meeting. I just hope someone helps me out like the tortoise above helps out the other one.

Des Plaines Theater Rebirth Again ????

The Des Plaines Theater may open again and not just show Bollywood movies. This place has hardly been used in the last 20 years and for many years there have been talks to revitalize it. It looks like they might actually do something about it now. Check out the link to the story below from the Des Plaines Journal.

Des Plaines Theater Story Link


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Neighbors Of The Year Apologize

Neighbors of the year apologize and I don't buy it. The freaking ahole neighbors who taunted a dying 9-year old apologized and I believe they only did it because they were in fear for their own safety. The only thing I can say is Thank God for all the other good people out there that did showed up to support this little girl.

Neighbors Of The Year ???

Wouldn't we all want pieces of s@#t neighbors like these two morons. I just don't know really what to say about them except that they are heartless, feeble-minded thrash.

Illinois Misses The Deadline For Mailing Absentee Ballots To The Military

WLS-AM 890

I read this story on the website for WLS about Illinois missing the deadline for mailing absentee ballots to the members of the military. I just have to say another reason to say Illinois is making us all proud about the state all over again.


By Adam Zielinski

CHICAGO (WLS) - The U.S. Justice Department is investigating whether the state of Illinois missed the deadline for mailing absentee ballots to members of the military and other overseas American voters as part of a new federal overseas voting law.

Cris Cray, Director of Legislation at the Illinois State Board of Elections, says not all of Illinois' 110 jurisdictions were compliant with the 2009 Military and Overseas Voter Empowerment Act (MOVE).

The law requires every state to mail their absentee ballots 45 days prior to Election Day to overseas troops, government employees and other Americans who want to vote from abroad.

Cray says she is currently compiling data from each of Illinois' jurisdictions to determine which were compliant and which were delinquent. Cray said it's possible the ballots may not be counted because the state was tardy in sending them out.

Illinois was required to have all of its absentee ballots mailed by Sept. 18, the national deadline. Election officials have until Nov. 16 to count the absentee ballots, which must be postmarked by midnight Nov. 1 to be eligible.

In an e-mail response, Justice Department spokeswoman Xochil Hinojosa confirmed that Illinois is being investigated for the absentee ballot infraction.

"The Department is working with all states, including Illinois, to investigate and remedy any problems that will prevent our men and women serving overseas from having the opportunity to vote and have their votes counted," Hinojosa said.

The Justice Department has brought a lawsuit against the state of New York after settling with New Mexico over a similar case of delinquent absentee ballots for overseas Americans.

Several New York counties including the five boroughs of New York City were found to be in violation of the deadline after the state was permitted by the Defense Department to move its deadline to Oct. 1 because the state's primary day was four days before the deadline.

The Justice Department settled a case with New Mexico Tuesday where six counties failed to mail ballots by the deadline.

Overseas ballots could be a deciding factor in Illinois' mid-term elections where recent polls show a tight U.S. Senate race between Republican Mark Kirk and Democrat Alexi Giannoulias. Republican Bill Brady has an edge over Democratic incumbent Pat Quinn for governor.

Leslie's Omnibus: Drive-Bys

Leslie's Omnibus: Drive-Bys

If you don't like my opinions but want to hear from somebody that probably has a better feel on what is going then I do, then I would suggest visit Leslie's Omnibus...

Check out her link below:

Leslie's Omnibus


PS OK, Sorry Leslie for the lame pic

Obama On The Chilean Miners

I don't normally watch Jimmy Fallon but I was flipping through the channels last night and have to admit I do love the line he delivered below:

JIMMY FALLON: President Obama was actually watching some of the rescue effort on TV today. Obama said he just wanted to see how they dig people out of a giant hole in other countries.

NFL Football Picks Week 6

So last week I stunk it up and went 7 out of 14 and 5 out of 6 people beat me. This week hopefully I'm ready and will change things around. If you want to go up against me like 6 other folks do then just post your picks in the comment box on the bottom of this post.

Week 6

Bears over the Seahawks
Ravens over the Patriots
Giants over the Lions
Falcons over the Eagles
Steelers over the Browns
Packers over the Dolphins
Chargers over the Rams
Saints over the Buccaneers
Texans over the Chiefs
49ers over the Raiders
Jets over the Broncos
Cowboys over the Vikings
Colts over the Redskins
MONDAY NIGHT
Jaguars over the Titans

Tag In The Year 2010

This video makes make feel old but for the most part it is true about the generation growing up.

Cute Little Puppy That Talks

Don't Watch Those Scary Movies

It's October and for many it is that time of the year to watch those scary movies. The only problem with watching scary movies is that make sure you don't stay up too late watching them, because you may have a demented Dad.

Next Chicago Mayor ???

I figured it is almost that scariest time of the year and I'm not talking Halloween. If anyone else has some campaign pics, go ahead and send them to me and if I like them, I'll post them.

John Lennon Peace Tower

Earlier today a single ray of light was lit in Iceland to mark what would have been john Lennon's 70th birthday. Here is to someone who tried and in the hope that someday we all will have peace.....

I don't know how long it will be on the web but here is the link:
John Lennon Peace Tower Link

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Chicago Blackhawks Home Opener

Tonight is the Chicago Blackhawks home opener against the dreaded Dead Wings. All the experts say that the Blackhawks don't have a chance at repeating as the Stanley Cup Champions. I say this to everyone that if you asked anyone 3 years ago that the Blackhawks were going to be the Champs in such a short time then I would call them a liar or a psychic. On that note here's to another fun season and Go Hawks!

Universal Beer Remote Control

This is a must have item for me, a universal remote control with a bottle opener built in it. I would only need some chips, beer, and a pizza and I'd be all set. You can get it at Urban Outfitters for about 25 bucks.

Use this link to see it at their website

John Lennon Stand By Me

Tomorrow, Saturday October 9, 2010 John Lennon would have been 70 years old. I'm not saying that I was the greatest Beatles or John Lennon fan but I have to admit that he did stand up for what he believed in. I believe that if we all would stand up for what we believe in and did it in a peaceful way that we all would be better off.

Sporting News Makes Chicago The #1 Sports City Of 2010

Link Chicago 2010 Best Sports City by the Sporting News

The Sporting News has made Chicago the #1 Sports City of 2010 (wonder if the Blackhawks had anything to do with it).

If you would like to see where your city ranks check out the link above.

NFL Footbal Picks Week 5

Last week I picked 10 out of 14 right and even though it seems like I am getting worse rather than better, I did beat 4 out of 6 people that went against me. This week I hope to improve on my record and if you want to then go ahead and see what you can do against me and good luck!



Jaguars over the Bills
Bengals over the Buccaneers
Falcons over the Browns
Lions over the Rams
Colts over the Chiefs
Packers over the Redskins
Bears over the Panthers
Ravens over the Broncos
Texans over the Giants
Saints over the Cardinals
Chargers over the Raiders
Cowboys over the Titans
49ers over the Eagles
Monday Night
Jets over the Vikings

Zombie Attacks How To Survive Them

How to Survive a Zombie Attack on Howcast

I figured Halloween is just around the corner and with that being said, that is why I posted this video on how to survive zombie attacks.

This Teacher Hates Cell Phones

I take it this teacher hates cell phones but at least she doesn't miss a beat.

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Just A Reminder To Vote

Cigar Guy In Tiger Woods Photo

I know most of you may have seen this photo over the net over the past few days but whats up with the dude with the cigar?

Conan Washes His Car

I have to admit that the best thing for Conan is leaving NBC and I laughed my arse of watching his new promo for his show.

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For A Friend

No one knew the torment,
That you were going through;
We only kept on seeing
What we really wanted to.

We saw the outward smile,
But not your inner pain;
We never really dreamt,
That you would never smile again.

Forgive us if we failed to see,
What we could do to aid;
Or if we failed to comprehend,
How much you were afraid.

We pray your mental anguish,
Will now forever cease;
And that your deep anxieties,
Will be replaced by peace.

We know your pain invaded,
Every single thought you had;
It made you cry internally,
And deeply, deeply sad.

But we in turn remember,
The good times, not the bad;
We remember when you smiled at us,
And not when you were sad.

So when we think about your life,
We won’t dwell upon its close;
We’ll remember all the good times,
And forget about life’s blows.

We’ll remember all the happiness,
The joy and not the tears;
The assurance and the confidence,
And not irrational fears.

Our lives have all been better,
Because you have been there;
So now we leave your memory,
In God’s all-loving care.

(For Michael 1991-2010)

2010 Elections

I thought I this was my take on the upcoming elections in November.

Do yourself a favor and all of us and VOTE!

Polands Got Talent

Week 4 NFL Football Picks

Last week I picked 10 out of 16 right and event though that wasn't great, I did beat 5 out of 6 people that went against me. This week I hope to improve on my record and if you want to then go ahead and see what you can do against me and good luck!

Week 4 Picks

Falcons over the 49ers
Jets over the Bills
Bengals over the Browns
Packers over the Lions
Broncos over the Titans
Seahawks over the Rams
Saints over the Panthers
Ravens over the Steelers
Colts over the Jaguars
Texans over the Raiders
Chargers over the Cardinals
Redskins over the Eagles
Bears over the Giants
Monday Night
Patriots over the Dolphins

Airport Traveling

I have had some experience traveling through airports and at times I would totally agree with this nice lady.

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WOW! Chicago Bears Are 3-0

The Chicago Bears are 3-0 and even though I am a lifelong Bears fans even I'm a bit surprised.

On my picks for week 3 I did get 10 out of 16 right (not bad, not great).

I will have my picks for week 4 up on Thursday or Friday.

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Ground Zero Mosque 60 Minutes

In case you didn't see 60 minutes story on the ground zero mosque on 9/26/10, then here it is. I will keep my opinions to myself and let you decide.

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A'jad's weird week in Big Apple - NYPOST.com

A'jad's weird week in Big Apple - NYPOST.com


It is nice to know that this nut job was meeting with militant minister Louis Farrakhan while he was in New York last week.

check out the NY Post article with the link above.

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Don't Ever Say No To The Panda

If you ask me this Panda is a bad ass and I wouldn't screw with it.

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Week 3 NFL Football Predictions This Week

So a few friends of mine asked me to put my football picks up on my site so they can compare their picks to mine. I can't give out any prizes but if you want to make your own picks and see how you do against mine, then go ahead and Good Luck!


NFL Week 3

49ers over the Chiefs
Ravens over the Browns
Cowboys over the Texans
Vikings over the Lions
Patriots over the Bills
Saints over the Falcons
Giants over the Titans
Steelers over the Buccaneers
Panthers over the Bengals
Eagles over the Jaguars
Redskins over the Rams
Colts over the Broncos
Cardinals over the Raiders
Chargers over the Seahawks
Jets over the Dolphins
Monday Night
Bears over the Packers

Swiss Prime Minister Laughing

I guess the Swiss Prime Minister just finds cured meat hilarious.

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Is This Priest For Real ???

I am not sure I agree with this priest but he does have an interesting take on Hell.

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Introducing DJ Kitty

Phil Davison For President

I don't know what this guy stands up for or what his views are but I would vote for him just because of his passion

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Man charged in Wrigleyville bomb plot - chicagotribune.com

Man charged in Wrigleyville bomb plot - chicagotribune.com

This one is getting a bit to close to home.

This Relationship is Going To Go Far

Everyone Getting Along

I figured with the November elections coming around the corner that this commercial might be inspirational (OK, at least it is worth a laugh).

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DWTS Coming Soon

DWTS is starting up next week and I figured that I would give everyone a little warm-up until it starts.

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September

Because it is September.

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Bill Maher On Larry King

Bill Maher spreading his BS on Larry King and calling the GOP racists and Larry King is letting him getting away with the N-word without even a remark about it. I am not telling anyone how to vote but if the shoe was on the other foot I believe there would be a bigger uproar about this. Like I said I don't consider myself a Republican or a Democrat but what is fair is fair.

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Betty White Clothing

A friend sent me this vid and I have to admit Betty White does get better with age.

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Elmhurst grandmother charged with stabbing infant - Triblocal - Voice of the town

I don't care for whatever reason this is just never acceptable. I admit that I am estranged from my family but at least nobody is stabbing their grandchild.

Anyone For Tea?

I know this comic is just a joke but if you really want to make a difference then just don't forget to vote.

Finally There Is Truth In Advertising

Pucker Up

Never Forget

Daisy Goes a Dancing

Macyn Taylor plays "Daisy Goes a Dancing" and if you couldn't tell by now, I like the finger-style acoustic guitar sound.

Mr. Microphone

Some reason this popped into my head I just wanted to get this stuck in every bodies head besides mine.

Somewhere In The World Gallagher Would Be Proud

'I Love Boobies'

Schools are banning bracelets that bring awareness to breast cancer is just ridiculous to me. I understand that maybe think works like boobies might not be appropriate for school but that is part of the reason to bring awareness to the cause. A child of 3 or 4 years old know what boobies are and any boy who is 13 years old and is just going through puberty is going to laugh at any part of any word that references a females anatomy. These bracelets only spell out the words boobies and are not being played out load like the newscast that mention the words boobies 28 times in a broadcast. I ask you what is next? Will they stop kids that were the American flag because some of the other students aren't from the United States.

Beer Robot

I need to win the lottery and get myself one of these robots. If this robot could bake me a frozen pizza I'd be all set.

I Don't Blame The Ibex On This One

Pug Fail

This is why if you don't know anything about pets, then you shouldn't get one.

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This is Why Italian Restaurants Will Fail in Dubai

James Patterson's "Don't Blink" Sweepstates

Enter for a Chance to Win One of 25 Advance Copies of James Patterson's Don't Blink!

I love freebies and if you like James Patterson's novels follow the link below to win a chance to win a advanced copy of his latest novel.

Enter Sweepstakes by clicking here


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Chicago Bears Prediction

Ok football season is right around the corner and the above clip is SI.com Peter King's prediction for the Chicago Bears.

Unhearit

unhearit

Ever have a song get stuck in your head?
I have at times woke up in the morning and heard a lame song and the rest of the day that stupid song was going through my head.
The link above will help you get that song out of your head.

This Bitch Can Dance

I am sure this one will be all over the net if you haven't all ready seen it by now

I Like A Good Pole Dancer

EMBED-Dancer Pole Accident To Funny Song - Watch more free videos

This Is A Test

Good Luck!

A Photo Salute Of Drew Carey Throughout The Years

Another Video That Makes Me Scratch My Head And Go Why?

I think this is like Sesame Street, one of these things don't fit with the others.

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Now I Know What Will Happen To Harry Potter When He Gets Older

If You Are Going To Make Bathroom Graffiti, Please Learn To Spell

This Is Why It Is Important To Vote

I Miss The Old Days When It Was More Acceptable To Drink

I Might Just Try This In My Breakroom At My Work

USB Rechargable Batteries

I normally wouldn't advertise for a company on this site but this product is kind of cool. If you follow the link below you could get reusable AA, AAA, and other batteries that you plug into your USB port on your computer to recharge them.

Click here

Willy Wonka Alternate Ending

I loved the Move "Willie Wonka" when I was a kid but I think this also would make a great ending.

Donald Duck Busted ???

 

To All Those Vuvuzela I Hear At The World Cup, I Agree With This Dog

If anybody is reading this, I know I haven't posted in awhile but I'll soon try to post more.

1971

I remember this time back with I was a kid back in 1971 listening to the radio to the Blackhawks game. This story starts when I was young, when the Blackhawks were in the Stanley Cup that year and started the series off winning the first two games against the Montreal Canadiens and the cup was within reach. The Canadiens proved that they also were unbeatable on home ice and the series came down to a game seven in Chicago at the old barn (Chicago Stadium). My Blackhawks jumped out to a 2-0 lead in that game and I was all but sure that I would see that Cup come back to my city and my dream would be fulfilled. The evil Canadiens came back and scored the next 3 goals and I was devastated. I have waited patiently (ok, I was miserable) over many, many years, for another chance for my home team to bring back the Cup and once again I am getting my hopes up again for this young team. It would not be fair for me to compare this team to the 71’ squad but they do have a lot in common. I do believe this team can do it though and will not have the collapse that the team of my youth had. So with that being said, I will watch my Hawks again battle over the next week or two and maybe, just maybe, they can finally bring back the elusive Lord Stanley to Chicago and Go Hawks!